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yourplayersaidwhat
So I play in a group of seven, and two of the people are married in real life. We were in Gryrax (a dwarven city) during Brewfest and just having fun. Our dwarf, the husband, couldn’t come to the game but his wife, the priestess, could. She has been trying to marry him in game for months, but he refuses.
DM: You walk into the tavern, and there’s a festivities everywhere. On the far side of the room there’s a large table and (rolls dice) there’s a wedding happening on top of it.
Priestess: … I take Jandro (dwarf) to get a drink.
DM: Okay, you go and sit at the bar and are shown the specials list.
Priestess: I order the strongest drink!
DM: You tell the bartender what you want, but he eyes you skeptically and warns you that the beer is magical.
Priestess: I get two beers. I give one to Jandro.
DM: He’s very happy, and thanks you. He’s drunk now.
Priestess: I pour my love potion into the second beer, and give that to him too.
DM: Oh no. Okay, since he’s not here he has a higher chance to save vs. the love potion. (Rolls dice) … Jandro looks at you with adoration.
Priestess: I tell him I want to get married, right now. I ask him to marry me, and go to the table with the wedding.
DM: but, he’s not even- Okay, he gets one more save (fails) … You go up to the table where there’s a priest standing. The previous wedding is over now, and the two of you get on the table and say your vows.
Priestess: I spend the rest of the game on our honeymoon.
(Next game)
DM: I tried to stop her.
Dwarf: … .
